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Volume 16 No. 5 • May 2013


Appetizers

There is a certain relief in change, even though it be from bad to worse; as I have found in traveling in a stage-coach, that it is often a comfort to shift one’s position and be bruised in a new place.
— Washington Irving

When you came to examine the American Constitution, you found that it was not really a constitution, but a Charter of Anarchism. It was not an instrument of government: it was a guarantee to the whole American nation that it never should be governed at all. And that is exactly what the Americans wanted.
— George Bernard Shaw, address
in New York, 11 Apr. 1933

I will be brief. But not nearly as brief as Salvador Dali, who gave the world’s shortest speech. He said, “I will be so brief I am already finished,” and he sat down.
— E. O. Wilson

John Major relates a serious conversation with Boris Yeltsin on Russia’s economy: “Tell me, Boris, in one word, how is Russia doing? “Good.” “In two words, Boris, how is Russia doing?” “Not good.”
— from What Is Your One Sentence?
by Mimi Goss, a marketing book

The girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore.
— from the 3/29/13,
Casey Daily Dispatch

A fanatic is one who can’t change his mind and won’t change the subject.
— Winston Churchill

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